Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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