Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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