need another drink. this is the easiest way
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
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