As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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