So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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