do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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