this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Randomize
