I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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