wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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