Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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