To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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