I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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