Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I'm jealous of your bromance
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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