What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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