and you said cock pushups were impossible
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I think people are normalizing furries
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