what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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