And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
