her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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