idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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