Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Randomize
