I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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