like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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