Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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