Where is the hickey?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
