yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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