We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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