i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
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