I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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