where am i from again
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
When did we convert life to cartoon?
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
