why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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