why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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