He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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