Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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