YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Randomize
