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The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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