i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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