It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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