This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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