Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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