like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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