She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Randomize
