I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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