Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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