I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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