did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
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