So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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