if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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