im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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