Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Boobs are out for the taking
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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