I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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